I did not even read your post at all. And I already know the mistake! The mistake is division by zero.
Woe is me. Up is down, left is right, and apparently .
Here's the problem from my old textbook:
Here's the very (un)helpful little hint they give:Discuss the following false "proof":
Suppose is a solution to . Clearly cannot be 0; hence .
Use this expression to substitute for 1 in the first conditional equation:
We now infer that .
Substituting this value into our original equation, we have
So, my questions are, in order of importance:
0. How do I make a cube root symbol?
1. What kind of sick person dreams up false proofs?
2. How is the hint supposed to help? If I transform the step to , and from there to , I now have a more complicated expression -- one for which the solution is still -1 or +1, neither of which still play well in .
3. If I encountered this kind of problem without this helpful hint, how would I know to use it? It seems like a singular rabbit to pull out of a hat...
4. This is the big one... Following normal algebraic processes, starting from a reasonable assumption, this horrific result, uh, resulted. Is this a failure of algebra, or of the idiot user attempting to make it work? Is there a tell-tale sign anywhere along the steps that something went wrong?
I vaguely remember this problem from as far back as high school, and I think it even made sense at the time -- but that was a rather long time ago from my perspective. May it please the court, I humbly beseech any assistance anyone can muster...
Attempting to Relearn Calculus
For Masochism and Glory
Can you maybe read the post some and just maybe give some insight?
Edit: Or *is* it that simple? I don't know. If I knew, and if I could unravel the answer from the rather cryptic "division by zero" statement, I wouldn't be asking.
I'll unpack the reasoning why I'm fairly sure it's not division by zero, as well:
Simple substitution. If you have:
and if you were to substitute , then you would have
This clearly ain't kosher, so you can, right across the top, divide by with impunity. No special cases around zero are necessary, because it simply can't be a solution. Since the only division I see in the above hokey "proof" is by , I don't see this as a possible mistake. I could be wrong -- I'm no longer the math freak I was in high school and college, so doubtless I've left a few rabbits overlooked in my hat -- but if I am, please let me know how and why.
I work the roots out as being , the cube of which is -1 for both possibilities.
Thanks for your help!
not necessarily sick. most of the time it is an extremely bored, smart person. but when it is a sick person, they tend to be the sickest, like beyond belief1. What kind of sick person dreams up false proofs?
we addressed the problem already, so i won't answer this now2. How is the hint supposed to help? If I transform the step to , and from there to , I now have a more complicated expression -- one for which the solution is still -1 or +1, neither of which still play well in .
hehe, we didn't even use the hint. frankly, i don't see how it is helpful really.3. If I encountered this kind of problem without this helpful hint, how would I know to use it? It seems like a singular rabbit to pull out of a hat...
definitely the latter4. This is the big one... Following normal algebraic processes, starting from a reasonable assumption, this horrific result, uh, resulted. Is this a failure of algebra, or of the idiot user attempting to make it work?
On the other hand, this aspect of the question was made in pure jest. After all, I myself am the sick kind of person who is studying calculus, not because I need it for a grade or a degree -- these are long behind me -- but largely because I'm bored and have a hard time understanding what most other people consider "fun".
So I made up this complicated story involving you (the student) in a dark alleyway, water dripping from the smelly dumpsters, odd choking sounds coming from the darkness, Shaq walking toward you with a mean look in his eye, etc. (Fill in your own gory details. For fun I varied it.) At the end of the story I have me coming up behind you and shouting "Pi!" I then ask the student what I meant by that.
Some would answer 3.14, some would answer an angle, some would look at me blankly. I would then say something along the lines of "But I like apple!" Then they'd really look at me like I was some kind of crazy man (which I am!) and I'd point out that they couldn't know what I was talking about until I gave them some sort of reference. Then I'd point out their unitless angle.
It's long and involved (it took me the full hour to make it around the room once) but do you know that most of my students didn't forget to label their angles on the next exam?
Weird works as a teaching method.
My memory is weird. I DON'T remember the actual solution. Probably because it was posed as "Find all three roots of ". I was bored by the lecture, and it didn't stick.
I haven't touched calculus since I was about 19 and switched from engineering to compsci. That itself was 11 years ago. What you used to think of as boring and easy gets hard, years later, if you don't have something to anchor it and its context securely in your memory, and especially you don't use it! I'll whine and gripe about silly problems like these, but Dan is absolutely right, *weird* is a great teacher, and I won't forget this now.
I'm struggling hard with another crazy proof, if I can't solve it by Monday, I'll have to go begging the community for more help...