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    Re: Any good maths jokes?

    Did you hear about the girl who failed her exam on co-ordinate geometry because she spent all of her time at the races ?
    She put de horse before Descartes.
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    Did you hear about the girl who failed her examination on co-ordinate geometry because she spent all of her time at the races ?
    She put de horse before Descartes.
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    Re: Any good maths jokes?

    An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar.

    The first mathematician says to the barkeep, "I'll have a pint, please."
    The second says, "I'll have half a pint, please."
    The third says, "I'll have a quarter a pint, please."

    Before the fourth can say anything, the bartender replies "I understand." and puts on the counter two pints.
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    Theorem. A cat has nine tails.

    Proof. No cat has eight tails. Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must have nine tails.
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    A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...
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    "According to statistics, a normal person has one breast and one testicle..."
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