Did you hear about the girl who failed her exam on co-ordinate geometry because she spent all of her time at the races ?

She put de horse before Descartes.

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- November 5th 2012, 04:18 AMBobPRe: Any good maths jokes?
Did you hear about the girl who failed her exam on co-ordinate geometry because she spent all of her time at the races ?

She put de horse before Descartes. - November 5th 2012, 04:25 AMBobPRe: Any good maths jokes?
Did you hear about the girl who failed her examination on co-ordinate geometry because she spent all of her time at the races ?

She put de horse before Descartes. - November 14th 2012, 01:39 PMMacstersUndeadRe: Any good maths jokes?
An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first mathematician says to the barkeep, "I'll have a pint, please."

The second says, "I'll have half a pint, please."

The third says, "I'll have a quarter a pint, please."

Before the fourth can say anything, the bartender replies "I understand." and puts on the counter two pints.

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Theorem. A cat has nine tails.

Proof. No cat has eight tails. Since one cat has one more tail than no cat, it must have nine tails.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...

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"Statistics shows that most people are abnormal!"

"How that?"

"According to statistics, a normal person has one breast and one testicle..."